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In an unprecedented move to justify tripling his salary two months after taking office as CEO, Loadsmell McAnals has unveiled a technological marvel aimed at confusing would-be tone-hackers.

this new desk-set (soon available as a wall-set) emits a series of indistinguishable clicks when a number is dialed so that hackers listening for tones cannot decipher phone numbers or passwords entered through the set.

it is thought that this set, along with Loadsmell's recent invention of pay-per-view movies will revolutionize the telecommunications industry far beyond anything the old Ma Bell model ever discovered.

"take those transistors and shove 'em"! says Loadsmell.


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